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Happy Melty-Chocolate Day!
Feb 15, 2019 - 9:26 AM - by Twilight
Twilight's Avatar From all of us at Lolicit, Happy Melty-Chocolate Day! (also known as Valentine's) Because love is where the chocolate flows. . . \/

..also, if anyone is interested, here and here are links to the absurdly large full-sized images.
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Fappy New Year!
Jan 01, 2019 - 1:25 PM - by Twilight
Twilight's Avatar So there I was, brushing my teeth, thinking about the year that has all but officially gone by into history, and...I mean, what a year, right? It hasn't been all bad, at some points it's been pretty great! The key to a successful year is not having clammy hands. It's a good non-specific prerequisite, and I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good cheap lube is a dead lock, but you get a little skin irritation, and you could wind up in a doctor's office, and that's worse than using drool. So, you take a fappy dollop, and when you're bent over moaning wailing, slick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but so is using drool. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and edge for a round, you could miss it.
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The 23 Days of Sigmas
Dec 03, 2018 - 1:09 AM - by Twilight
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Merry Christmas Sigmas from all of us at Lolicit! \/

Do pardon the repost, but in hopes of seeing some seasonal loveliness throughout the forum, this year we're doing something a little outrageous (again). Beginning now until Sigmas Eve, we'll be holding a very special sig contest.

To show exactly how much we appreciate the efforts you all go to in making our community as welcome and warm as I've heard repeatedly that it is from new members, this year there will not be three placements for winning. Instead we shall have 10, first place taking 1000 in reputation and tenth taking 100.

The rules:

~ Your submitted sig must be used as your active signature
~ Maximum sig dimensions are 700 pixels x 300 pixels
~ Sigs must represent something special to you
~ With your sig submission you must also explain briefly or in depth how the signature is special to you (Something more than "Cuz it's hot")
~ Submissions may only be changed twice, however minor modifications will be acceptable until December 15th at which point it cannot be modified unless it's something silly like a typo or there are unexpected and undesired image artifacts
~ Sigs or alternate submissions posted after December 15th shall have until December 19th for any and all changes to be completed
~ No submissions will be accepted into the contest after December 19th

Judging shall commence on the 23rd, and the winners announced on Christmas Eve. Good luck, and thanks to all of you for keeping our community lovely!

The reputation for places 2-9 can be found with the following formula (assuming x=your rank):

rep = 10x2 − 210x + 1200

1st: 1000
2nd: 820
3rd: 660
4th: 520
5th: 400
6th: 300
7th: 220
8th: 160
9th: 120
10th: 100

A small bonus of personal rep from me if you have a sigmassy avatar for the month as well!
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