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Covid-19 PSA |
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Mar 13, 2020 - 1:42 PM - by Twilight
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Lolicit PSA# 11: Covid-19 - Regular masturbation significantly boosts your immune system, preventing cold and flu symptoms!
- Masturbation raises the heart rate, improving cardiovascular health and endurance
- Orgasm raises white blood cell count, most notably the natural killer cells that help fight infections
- Orgasm releases oxytocin, decreasing the stress hormone cortisol
Serotonin, oxytocin, and nor-epinephrine are all hormones that are released during sexual arousal and orgasm, and all three are known for counteracting stress hormones and promoting relaxation, which makes it much easier for you to fall asleep.
There are several studies showing that serotonin and nor-epinephrine help our body cycle through REM and deep non-REM sleeping cycles. During these sleep cycles, the immune system releases proteins called cytokines, which target infection and inflammation. This is a critical part of our immune response.
In short, we at Lolicit firmly support your efforts toward distributing free literature, feeding the ducks, spreading the rocksalt, seeding the fields, shucking corn, finger painting, buttering your muffin, or having a visit to the Bat Cave. Our crack team of individual non-affiliated content creators work day and night to ensure you've plenty of rocket fuel at the ready!
Whether shuffling your knuckles directly on the asphalt or using a proper grenade launcher, we humbly remind you that water-based lubricants are your friend. In some cases, studies have shown that Albolene™ may prevent excessive burn upon re-entry. So get out there and fire ze missiles against coronavirus, it's what Jesus would want you to do!
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Email address purge! |
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Jan 01, 2020 - 6:36 PM - by Jenni
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Hi everyone.
Over the years we've accumulated a large number of accounts with email addresses which are no longer valid (2942, to be exact). Today all those invalid email addresses have been erased from our system to reduce the number of bounced emails we send. As a result there are now several thousand users with blank email addresses, many of those users are active every day on the site.
Everyone, please check your user settings and confirm your email is not blank. If it is, I highly recommend you set a new email to avoid getting locked out of your account. Once you set a new email, you'll receive a confirmation email which you must follow before you can use your account again.
Note that we do not support registering with yandex, as they routinely refuse to deliver our emails. We've found hotmail to also be unreliable in delivering our emails, so they are not recommended and probably will not work.
The confirmation emails should take less than two minutes to deliver. If you've set a new email address but haven't received the confirmation, you can either use the Contact Us form or join the discord to get help.
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Merry Christmas! |
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Dec 25, 2019 - 8:10 AM - by Twilight
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Wishing everyone a merry christmahanakwanzika, and a very happy new year!
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Lolicit PSA# 11: Covid-19 - Regular masturbation significantly boosts your immune system, preventing cold and flu symptoms!
Hi everyone.
